Every Weapon Formed Against Me Is Prospering

First the apartment, now the gig. Another win snatched away.

Oct 13 • Tomik Dash

I Shipped an App and Forgot to Celebrate

On building a ferry app for Fire Island, and my habit of skipping the victory lap.

Oct 5 • Tomik Dash

It’s October 3rd

Zara’s late, Digger’s great, and my 2027 Laser Focus

Oct 4 • Tomik Dash

August 2026

The Ghost of This Donkey Dick

And how content creation is an act of self-humiliation

Aug 16 • Tomik Dash

July Business Review

A monthly business review from a solo founder using AI tools to launch a new venture every 30 days. Real revenue, real numbers.

Aug 9 • Tomik Dash

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July 2026

Throwing My Hat in the Ring

On art residencies and first sales calls

Jul 15 • Tomik Dash

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Introducing Fire Island Flyers

One order gets your message on every door from Cherry Grove to the Pines. I handle the rest.

Jul 13 • Tomik Dash

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June 2026

Introducing BOATLOAD

An app for Fire Island Pines and Cherry Grove Ferry times.

Jun 10 • Tomik Dash

March 2026

All My Subs Are Married Men

I want to give someone a chain. But they're all married — to other men.

Mar 22 • Tomik Dash

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How I Turned My Website Into a Myspace Page Using Claude

On digital identity crises and the internet I miss

Mar 15 • Tomik Dash

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50 Ways to Satisfy Your Man

My extensively researched writing sample for Cosmopolitan Magazine

Mar 12 • Tomik Dash

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Go Light on My Nipples, Please

On the cost of staying silent and the pleasure of finally speaking up

Mar 9 • Tomik Dash

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