The Ghost of This Donkey Dick

And how content creation is an act of self-humiliation

Aug 16 • Tomik Dash

July Business Review

A monthly business review from a solo founder using AI tools to launch a new venture every 30 days. Real revenue, real numbers.

Aug 9 • Tomik Dash

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July 2026

Throwing My Hat in the Ring

On art residencies and first sales calls

Jul 15 • Tomik Dash

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Introducing Fire Island Flyers

One order gets your message on every door from Cherry Grove to the Pines. I handle the rest.

Jul 13 • Tomik Dash

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June 2026

Introducing BOATLOAD

An app for Fire Island Pines and Cherry Grove Ferry times.

Jun 10 • Tomik Dash

March 2026

All My Subs Are Married Men

I want to give someone a chain. But they're all married — to other men.

Mar 22 • Tomik Dash

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How I Turned My Website Into a Myspace Page Using Claude

On digital identity crises and the internet I miss

Mar 15 • Tomik Dash

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50 Ways to Satisfy Your Man

My extensively researched writing sample for Cosmopolitan Magazine

Mar 12 • Tomik Dash

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Go Light on My Nipples, Please

On the cost of staying silent and the pleasure of finally speaking up

Mar 9 • Tomik Dash

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Happiness on Standby

You can't wait until life isn't hard anymore to decide to be happy.

Mar 1 • Tomik Dash

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February 2026

What Makes Someone an Artist?

How I finally stopped letting other people's definitions hold me back

Feb 22 • Tomik Dash

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What the Dance Floor Owes Me (And What It Doesn’t)

Finding freedom on the dance floor—and friendship somewhere else

Feb 15 • Tomik Dash

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