Tomik's Junk Drawer

Tomik's Junk Drawer

The Ghost of This Donkey Dick

And how content creation is an act of self-humiliation

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Tomik Dash
Aug 16, 2026
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My mom recently asked me if I ever thought about doing something creative.

Tommen from Game of Thrones stepping off a window ledge in the Red Keep

This showed up in my memories today. Taken exactly ten years ago by my ex during a trip to Fire Island. Body tea. Smize, sickening.

This is the first summer I haven’t visited the island since 2015. Wild.

Tomik posing nude inside a massive driftwood structure on the beach in Fire Island Pines.
August 15, 2016

Last night I dreamed that I went back to college, and on my first day I just had the toughest time. No one understood my wit or sense of humor, so everyone took everything I said really personally, and I found myself apologizing profusely all the time. I don’t know how British people do it!


Every day I wake up not rich, I am completely flabbergasted.

David Rose from Schitt's Creek looking dramatically flabbergasted

How it feels to be a homosexual New Yorker who is not at Honcho right now.

Kandi Muse sitting alone in a club wearing a pink outfit and sunglasses

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